$100 entry fee, 10 events. Winner will be determined by greatest percentage of improvement on an individual basis, not vs the other competitors.

Events are:

• Percent weight loss
• Percent body fat loss
• Bench press
• Squats
• Sit-ups per minute
• Push-ups per minute
• Maximum dips or pull-ups
• 40 yard dash
• One mile run
• Vertical leap

  Winner receives $500; first runner up receives $100; loser receives a Brazilian bikini wax. Audio clip of the event will be posted after sordid event.