Following are excerpts from this closely knit crew in chronological order, updated as often. They asked that their names be initialed, like people are busy Google-in their names... Outside parties names have been replaced by descriptors for their protection and our merriment. All typos have also been kept in their native format; it appears English is not the universal native language here. While GZ is not in this contest, he has been privy to the details, and libeled in the emails. By the way, keep in mind these are email threads so read each section from the bottom up. Enjoy!
Peeing in Pants and Puking
> --- JJ wrote:
if JH pukes when he runs I will piss myself.
--- JH wrote:
> I agree I can't do pull up and dips at all!!! Nor
> can I run and not puke!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: JJ
> Sent: Thursday, January 06, 2005 1:39 PM
> To: JC
>
> I will tell you know I can not do a dip and might be
> able to do 2 pull ups.
Gagging on Man-meat
> --- JJ wrote:
About time you made that comment to everyone.
So I am fat but you still enjoy man meat in your
mouth. Good thing JH likes it when he gags a man
with his dool.
--- GZ wrote:
> Um... JC what was that you said about the point
> being
> to get "fat bastards" like JJ..... "IN SHAPE"???
>
> --- JJ wrote:
>
> I already started the diet thing. I can I take my
> weight from last week? It was heavy.
> If I am unable to compete due to injury I want my
> money back. I plan on killing myself to win. If
>that means I take heroin to shed pounds then I will
>find out how to get and use heroin. if I also ruin
>myself throwing up then I am ruined but I so plan on
>winning.
KK Chimes in
> ok, the only reason I haven't chimed in on this is
> because I don't have a cushy job like the rest of you where
>I can sit on my ass all day and type e-mails.
>
> I am ready to go on Jan 17. This is my year boys
>and girl. I have the most room to lose weight, my body fat % is
>probably the highest, and I haven't lifted seriously since Junior
>year of high school. When you guys want to lose your money, say go.
>
> I say let GZ in. It would be fun to beat him in
the 40. Remember, I am fast for a fat man....
>
>... BTW, all the dick jokes are starting to sound a
little gay.
Bets on 10 inch kielbasas and Sex
From: JH
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:32 PM
To: JJ
Jirak, what the hell is wrong with you??? $1.00 that is all I'm
worth!! I have $20.00 bet that you can't sleep with [annoying blonde]!!! And I
am not taking about lying down next to her and sleep!! I am talking
about SEX!! You can't do it!!
-----Original Message-----
From: JJ
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:27 PM
To: All
I will go on Saturday but I am not going to be in
great shape as I am going out Friday night. 10 AM is
so early.
I got a $1 saying JH can swallow a 10 inch Kielbasa.
Unnatural Love Unearthed
--- JJ
Yes, I want it all at the same time. I am also happy
with whatever I can get. I get nothing so I drink beer
to drown the pain.
Yet, you still like man and but pretend to like girls.
JH, you can come out and we will still accept your
and GZ's unnatural love.
--- JH wrote:
> He's a greedy bastard who wants it all!! But JJ
> if I were you I would
> be so happy with what I can get!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: GZ
> Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:38 PM
> To: All
> I thought JJ was going for the [insert race here] one!
GZ Gets Around
--- JH wrote:
Oh crap did this go to everyone??? Sorry JJ!!!
--- JJ wrote:
Thanks but really it's not necessary for you to make things comfortable
for me. I come out all the time and hang out with you guys! And don't
worry JJ I won't tell anyone what you told me that night you were so
wasted. Remember you said that if you were a girl that you would sleep
with Gabe!! Don't worry I won't say a thing.
--- JJ wrote:
I am just making it more comofrtable for you to come
out and know that we would all still accept you...
--- JH wrote:
> I'm sorry, JJ, but it seems to me that you like
> using the word swallow, dick! Am I missing something here,
> you're saying that you want to be suck by a guy? Or that you want
> to suck a guy? Or even by a guy dressed up like a girl. Do we
> feel a little insecure of our self? Hmmmmmmm...... You might want
> to get help and see a therapist.
> -----Original Message-----
> > From: JJ
> > Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:42 PM
> > To: All
> ... We shall see.
>> Yet you can still swallow a sausage without gagging.
>> You would make one ugly chick who could suck a mean dick.
JJ would rather do foos than GZ
--- JH wrote:
So what you are saying is that you rather have an 8 ft metal pole up
your ass than a 8 inch dick!!!!! You are such a sick bastard!!
--- GZ wrote:
Guys, I know you both love me but please. I really
don't swing that way. You will have to be satisfied
with each other. Isn't it funny, though, how JJ
keeps bringing up this discussion...
-----Original Message-----
From: JJ
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:11 PM
To: All
If I were a girl I would be a lesbian. GZ would be
the last person I would sleep with. I would rather do
a foos bar instead of GZ.
JH is a moronic speller
--- JH wrote:
You Moran!!! Give it up!!! Just stop your denial!! Embrace his love!!
And stop being a bitch!!! Or do you prefer to be the bitch in the
relationship!
-----Original Message-----
From: JJ
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:18 PM
To: JH
how do you know how big GZ is? Damn. dude I was
kididng about you 2 being a couple but now I wonder.
